Definitely Not a Nature 2

national geographic documentary Fred lifts the little critter up measured in his two hands "Quote the Buzzard", goink-goink-goink. I assume that could be made an interpretation of from vulture converse with English (hillbilly) as "Daddy". Fred and his sibling have a totally splendid thought. Fred has a four year old child. Other people will get a canine or feline for their children, so Fred and his sibling take the infant vulture home and offer it to his child as a pet (hey, these individuals are hillbillies).

They get the critter home and Fred's significant other Cindy says "Gracious how charming, an infant scavanger" I assume infant vultures are adorable (child everything elses are adorable) they don't turn dark until they are about the extent of a chicken. Fred's four year old becomes hopelessly enamored with the little fuzzball. Daddy! We are going to keep him, right? Well obviously child!

Cindy: Fred...where would we say we are going to keep that thing?

Fred: Well Cindy, we can keep him with the puppies.

(Each hillbilly has puppies, Fred had three or four, one was a puppy)

Cindy: What on the off chance that it takes off

Fred: Well then he just takes off and it's a simple as that

Cindy: What would we say we are going to encourage the critter?

Fred: What you mean...the critter is a scavanger!

So they put the scavanger out with the pooches and the minimal white fuzzball eats what the puppies eat. This is not what you would hope to see on some narrative nature program. To start with, the scavanger does not take off. At the time they discovered him he had not yet figured out how to fly...that did not take too long. Second, the canines think he is one of the puppies and the puppy supposes he is one of the pooches. The scavanger and the mutts get along fine and dandy.

Keep in mind that the setting of every one of this is the outback of Northern Kentucky, it takes around a month and the scavanger is full-developed. Once more, Fred and Cindy DO NOT have him in a pen, he grew up with the puppies, the critter chased after Fred and Cindy JUST LIKE one of the mutts, they even petted him simply like one of the canines. Fred's child is the jealousy of the whole surroundings, the main child to have a pet buzzard...and not on a rope, and not in a confine.